I'm a blogging machine these days! Of course, there's been a lack of substance in many of my posts and this one is no exception. April and I have a very sophisticated sense of humor. We're big fans of Bud Light's Real Men of Genius commercials. They honor men such as Mr. Foam Finger Inventor Guy and Mr. Way too Proud of Texas Guy. Last month during our travels we decided that Bud Light could easily do a Real Men of Genius series in India. I'm convinced there are at least twice as many men as women in this country and we, being foreign girls, encounter the good and the bad on a daily basis. So here's a list of the men who inspire us...
Mr. Pink Sparkly Sweater Wearer Guy
Mr. Knock You Off Your Feet Cologne Wearer Guy
Mr. Crazy Dance Up In Your Face Punjabi Guy
Mr. Matching Polo and Turban Golf Guy
Mr. Grab Your Leg Without Asking Cooley Guy
Mr. Pimped Out Auto Rickshaw Driver Guy
Mr. Your Wall Is My Toilet Guy
Mr. Yell At You From a Taxi Full of My Friends Guy
Mr. Roadside Water Pump Bather Guy
Mr. Hey I'm Hot but Then I Blew a Snot Rocket in Front of You Guy
Mr. Randomly Hock a Loogey and Spit Near Your Feet Guy
Mr. Britney Spears T-Shirt Wearer Guy
Mr. Over-Zealous Text Messenger Guy
Mr. I Will Change My Mobile Plan if You Call Me One More Time Guy
Mr. Titantic Theme Song Mobile Ring Guy
Mr. Stinky Sleep in the Taxi Guy
Mr. My Wife's Brother's Uncle's Son's Friend Lives in America Guy
Mr. Pastels Are So Hot Right Now Guy
Mr. Honk at You 12 Times As I Pass You On the Cliff Tata Truck Guy
Mr. Keeps Trying to Arrange Your Marriage With His Son Guy
There you have it. I will strive for more substantial blogs in the near future, but I'm sure any girl who's ever lived in India will appreciate this list. And please feel free to add your own Real Men of Genius!
Friday, May 11, 2007
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15 comments:
hahaha! Great post ;)
I think this should be published somewhere. This is so great. Your right girls who live in South Asia DO appreciate it!!
Those are Awesome! Dang, I miss India.
Kenny T.
BAH!
i am laughing to much.
Blakelea and I both laughed out loud on this post. I especially loved the Mr. Pink Sparkly Sweater Guy since we've been trying for months to get John to wear one.
that was utterly amazing.
I've been trying to think of another one, but my friend, I think you've covered them all. I love this post, it is so funny!!
i would be rofl if i weren't at work! ! :) what memories this brings back!!!
Thanks! (I think....)
this is truly excellent...julie, you rock. hope you're feeling better!
Oh my gosh!!! I totally laughed out loud at some of those realy men of genius in India and thought of real names. Those were soooooo True!!!
Charity
I am definately missing your sense of humor! That was hilarious! I can't wait till your mom meets these "Real Men of Genius"! You'll have to let me know how it goes.
tears are pouring down my face and I'm laughing out loud!!! This is hilarious, but SO true!!
boy does this make me want to look around at work monday and make up my own labels of Real Men.......hee hee!!
good one!
I've only been to India once, and I TOTALLY can appreciate that! Nice!
LOL. That is soo funny. Good job on the list.
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